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you win
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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