Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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