Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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