no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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