check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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