dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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