i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
My penis needs a shock collar
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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