never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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