I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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