She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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