Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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