Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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