I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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