16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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