is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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