Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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