You can't motorboat a personality
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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