I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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