Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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