Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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