What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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