break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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