How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he shaved USA in his pubs
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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