On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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