ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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