pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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