ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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