we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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