You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When are your genitals available?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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