I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
