I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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