Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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