Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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