That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Found your dick twin last night
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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