I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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