So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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