I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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