so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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