I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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