why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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