That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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