How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Of course I have a pirate flag
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
