got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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