You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
