when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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