OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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