Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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