So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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