She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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