Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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