I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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