Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i now understand why vodka
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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