Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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