is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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