People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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